Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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