You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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