handjob tips. give me some.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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