He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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