allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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