She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
