well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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