Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize