Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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