That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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