Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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