I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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