Please, let me fuck your mom
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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