we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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