at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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