Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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