Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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