shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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