Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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