"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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