but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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