I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You can't special order awesome
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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