they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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