i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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