'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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