i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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