Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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