just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Randomize
