You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
