It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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