What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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