he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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