you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
