His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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