Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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