You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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