We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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