Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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