So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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