Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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