the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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