My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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