She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Randomize