I never want to see another naked old woman again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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