I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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