ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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