you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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