i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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