i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
