At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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