still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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