i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
