Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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