Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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